Saturday Six - Episode 59

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1. Besides your parents or siblings, what family member do you most resemble?  Since this question excludes listing those whom I most resemble (dad and brother), my answer is no one.

2. Check out this interesting website:  Is your hometown newspaper featured?  What is the top headline of that paper or the one closest to you?  Yes, top headline reads: $2.3 million jackpot latest in SR man's luck  (Nice change from the tales of horror that have been dominating the headlines for so long.)

3. If you knew it was completely tame and there was no danger, what zoo animal would you most like to pet or come into physical contact with?  I don't know about other zoos in the country but the San Francisco Zoo houses a couple of river otters and I would love to jump in the water and play with them for a spell.

4. Take this quiz:  How weird are you?

You Are 70% Weird

What?  Was it the preference of 50 extra pounds to genital herpes or the fact that I'd give up my parking place and find another that pushed me into such a high level of weirdness?  I protest!

5. Which of the following causes more stress in your life:  your spouse, your kids, your boss, your co-workers, your friends, your parents or other relatives?  My co-workers but not for long!

6. You find an old lamp containing a genie:  the genie decides to give you a single improvement for yourself, mind or body.  It must be something to improve within you and no one else.  What would you ask the genie to fix?  Oh, genie!  Rev up my metabolism so I can eat like a normal person and not have the food I consume turn so quickly into fat.  Note to self:  start haunting garage sales for old lamps...you never know.